First up, I put back every Earth city Brainiac stole, starting with my hometown, The Motor City! Then I keep going. But now? I've got the whole wide universe at my fingertips. His twelfth-level intellect and his ship's data core. And before he dropped, I took a few things. But fighting for humanity gave me the strength to body that punk-ass Coluan. Cyborg: Brainiac thought he had me all figured out.Maybe someday, I can give her the real scoop. Till I'm sure, my kid, Lucy's still gonna know me as her crazy aunt Harleen. But every now and again, every once in a while, I get this irresistible urge to go out and BASH SOME HEADS! Hopefully, being good'll stick long term. Harley Quinn: I still can't believe it! Me, bringing down Brainiac! Who knew? Still, Bats surprised me, offering me a spot in the Justice League! Not totally sure he ain't crazy! But who says no to that guy? You know, being good feels good.And I get to sit back, munch popcorn, and enjoy the show - watching as the world burns! Hehehehahahahaha! Afraid, confused, devolved to their basest instincts, they kill each other in the most sickening ways. And gave Earth the reboot it so desperately needed! I stitched together a crazy quilt of alien civilizations, without regard to rhyme or reason. There was only one thing to do! I restored them. Those poor cities from across the universe, trapped aboard his ship. But what I first thought a distraction inspired my life's greatest work. Joker: I hadn't begun my day thinking I'd give a wannabe alien overlord a haircut.I'll go where I want to go, take what I want to take. I don't ever want to rely on anyone but myself. I didn't become Catwoman to bag Bruce Wayne. That honeymoon was over, so I did the best thing for both of us. When the masks were on and the claws were out. Bruce and I worked better when we were forbidden. I got everything I ever wanted, including a handsome prince and a badass reputation as the woman who beat Brainiac.
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